Be the Monkey
It’s a little nutty right now. I get it. But just be the monkey. Deep breaths. This too shall pass. And when you don’t think you can handle another scoop of insanity on top of your bonkers nut sunday, just come back to this page and be the monkey.
Membership Update
Summer 2020 Membership drive continues at a brisk pace. There are only a few slots left as we are pulling folks from the wait list. Some have been waiting as long as 4 years. Bless their patient swimming souls! If you are a returning member and have not registered you’d better get to it before it’s too late (which it technically already is, but I’m being the monkey).
2020 Lifeguard Applications
We are now accepting lifeguard applications for the summer. You can find the application at this link and it’s also in the website main menu under something like Hours and Info or Get My Kid a Job Before I Murder Them.
